Stairway to Heaven

I was shooting downtown today and stumbled into these guys. They said they were temporarily homeless and living in a car. Part of our conversation went something like this:

Guitarist: Yo, photographer...can I play you "Stairway to Heaven"?

Me: Sure, man...you play me anything you want.

Guitarist: Okay, cool.

Me: Wait...that's like an 8 minute long song...I'm not sure if I have that much time.

Guitarist: It's soooo long, dude...but I can only play the slow parts anyway.

He actually played it pretty good too!